George W. in Space
The White House's new National Space Policy turns out to be a perfect application of Bush's crappy policies. Simply add "in Space" to an existing position to create the new NSP strategy:
- Aggressive Militaristic Unilateralism ... in Space!
- A Rejection of Multilateral Treaties ... in Space!
- Wonderful, Wonderful Corporate Enterprise ... in Space!
I can't wait to hear about the other plans:
- Iraq ... in Space!
- Economically Ludicrous and Socially Unjust Tax Cuts ... in Space!
- Unfailingly Defend Corrupt and Hypocritical GOP Congressmen ... in Space!